A Shadow of Doubt in the Corporate Media Faith

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The Paper of Record almost blasphemes against Kamala

I was shocked, shocked! when reading the top of the fold of the New York Times yesterday. It almost appeared that there was a knock at the newly beatified Kamala Harris.

They have finally noticed that Kamala has not been particularly forthcoming on her policy ideas. They know she has deeply felt opinions and that they are much better than Donald Trump’s, but they are slightly confused as to why she has not bestowed her only begotten policies on the country she loves so much.

The Times points to the fact that Democratic martyr Hillary Clinton posted over 200 policy points on her website prior to the 2016 DNC. After the media were able to miraculously heal Joe Biden of his mental decline in early 2020 so he could go on to lead the country, he posted a document containing over 100 policy ideas. No Joke from a guy who could barely speak.

The Times piece, authored by Reid Epstein, points to the fact that the Harris Campaign has a shortened window to the election. He advises that is usually takes two months for a campaign to get together a complete policy document, and Kamala doesn’t have that much time. (Don’t want to knock the savior too hard)

Epstein reveals that there are policy statements by Kamala Harris, you just have to be a bit of a theologian to figure out the arcane messaging from sources inside the campaign. Kind of like studying the Book of Revelation. It just takes some faith and deep reading.

We at The Ops Desk were able to reach Kamala Harris herself for a comment about when her policies may be revealed. She was magnanimous enough to give us a quote, “Behold, I shall reveal to you those things that the heavens nor the angels have known. Behold, I shall reveal to you everything, my beloved. Behold, I shall reveal to you what is hidden. But now, stretch out your hand. Now, take hold of me”.

A little much, but the American people can hardly wait for the coming of the policies. They are bound to be the true words that save us all.

At least that is what the media would like us to believe.

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